People of Wal Mart tells it like it is.

Unless you have been hiding under a rock for the past year, you know about People of Wal Mart. (By the way, click that link if you want a laugh. That site is HILARIOUS, even if it's not as much so lately as it used to be.) As hard as it may be to believe, though, the thing that gets me on that site is not so much the pictures as the comments. After reading those things for a while, I now know why America is the way it is.

The picture that's currently the second one down the page is of a fat (but not enormous) woman wearing Tinkerbell pajama bottoms, a pink velour shirt, and a pink headband. It's a ridiculous outfit. The thing about it that slays me beyond all others is the majority of people who commented on the thing were defending her righteousness in dressing like that!! You must be kidding me. You can visit every country in the world and never see anything like that anywhere but here. This is why Americans are widely regarded as lazy slobs, because literally, getting dressed in the morning has become optional in our culture. How freaking sad is that?

On an unrelated note, how it is that this site has reached viral and iconic proportions, yet nobody has managed to capture Thak's ex-wife on camera and submit this for everyone else's viewing (dis)pleasure?? How can that be?? I don't know, POWM, I can't think of anything in this world more Wal Martian-like than Thak's ex-wife in her Harley Davidson pajamas, with her gut hanging over the waist band, and her boobs at about waist level, and the Playboy Bunny tramp stamp... Add in the cart full of Hamburger Helper, and the skinhead looking husband with the "Bitch, get me a sandwich!" look on his face, and you've got the ultimate Wal Martian, if you ask me. Get on it, POWM. I know that bitch is illusive like Bigfoot, but I KNOW she exists. I mean, how else would the alimony checks have kept on getting cashed every month? Bigfoot lives... and wears Harley Davidson PJ's to Wal Mart. Hop to it, loyal readers in a certain part of a certain state.

Anyhow, POWM is great example of the dregs of American society, and the comments more so than the pictures themselves. Come on, folks. It is a sad day in America when you're not allowed to see anything wrong with an entire family so obese they have to ride on those scooter things, and even then, 2/3 of their asses hang off the sides! There is something wrong with that picture, but we've gone in such a way that it's unacceptable to even acknowledge that fact. THIS is why you're fat, America.

POWM, keep posting the stuff, and don't let the naysayers change your mind. They're just mad because they look like the people in the photos.

I really do want to see Thak's ex-wife on there, though.