No, I CAN'T get it on Craigslist.

People, please stop it. I live in El Paso. The cool thing I want is definitely not available on Craigslist. I look on Craigslist daily for who knows what reason, and I've found something cool like maybe three times. That's in two years. Do you know what's on our Craigslist in this city? Go to your local Goodwill. Now go to the dumpster out back and look at the stuff they threw away. That's what's on El Paso Craigslist. Now please stop. I'm ok with living here until someone reminds me how much we lack.